Homoagoraphobia

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HOMOAGORAPHOBIA

WELL IT’S 10 P.M. AT THE STANDING AND MODELING BAR
WITH YOUR MUSCLES YOUR ASS LIKE A BUSSEL, BABY YOU’LL GO FAR
BUT IT’S GETTING BORING AND SO I’M EXPLORING MY OPTIONS AROUND THE ROOM
ALL THAT BUTCH STARING, OR MAYBE IT’S GLARING, A SENSE OF IMPENDING DOOM

CHORUS:
HERE COME THOSE BASIC BOYS
WITH THEIR PLAIN JEANS, PLAIN SHIRTS AND PERFECT FACES
ALL THE BETTER TO PROJECT YOUR FANTASIES ONTO DON’T YOU KNOW?
NO MESSY DETAILS, NO FRILLS TO GET IN THE WAY OH NO, NO, NO, NO

WELL YOU’RE HERE WITH US AND YOUR BOYFRIEND IS HANGING AT HOME
YOU BEND MY EAR, YOU SAY THAT I’M CUTER AND I BARELY STIFLE A GROAN
WHO GAVE THE MAPS TO ALL OF THE CHAPS WHO ARE ALREADY SPOKEN FOR?
A TRAIL OF BREADCRUMBS THAT I’M NOT AWARE OF, LEADING TO MY FRONT DOOR

CHORUS:
HERE COME THOSE BASIC BOYS
WITH THEIR PLAIN JEANS, PLAIN SHIRTS AND PERFECT FACES
ALL THE BETTER TO PROJECT YOUR FANTASIES ONTO DON’T YOU KNOW?
NO MESSY DETAILS, NO FRILLS TO GET IN THE WAY OH NO, NO, NO, NO

WELL I’M HERE ALONE AND YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THAT’S SO
I’M JUST SO FUNNY, MY HAIR AND MY FASHION REALLY SHOULD SNAG ME A BEAU
BUT THAT’S JUST THE QUESTION THAT’S ALWAYS VEXING & KEEPING ME UP AT NIGHT
IF ADAM IS RIGHT AND I’M JUST SO GOODY, THERE MUST BE SOMETHING INSIDE

CHORUS:
HERE COME THOSE BASIC BOYS
WITH THEIR PLAIN JEANS, PLAIN SHIRTS AND PERFECT FACES
ALL THE BETTER TO PROJECT YOUR FANTASIES ONTO, WE KNOW, WE KNOW
NO MESSY DETAILS, NO FRILLS TO GET IN THE WAY OH NO, NO, NO, NO

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from Half Blast, released March 3, 2015

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